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Gate's Billiards Presents:
Quality Wooden Wall Signs
to Brighten Your Game Room!



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Personalized
Signs

Personalized Signs
Personalized signs require 2-3 weeks to prepare.



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Click Model Number To See a Picture of any Sign
Model NumberDescriptionGate's PriceAdd To Cart
3295 *WILLIAM'S BILLIARD PARLOR. Good Food. Good Drinks. Professional and Amatuers$158.00
2895 *BIG JIM'S DART PARLOR. Good Food. Good Drinks. Professional and Amatuers$158.00
229 *MARTIN'S NEIGHBORHOOD PUB$158.00
2795 *O'DONNELL'S SPORTS PUB Good Spirits - Cold rinks$130.00
364 *SAVANNAH JOES Billiard Parlor. Beer Sticks Poker in back room No Fighting$190.00
757 *HIGHLY SKILLED and DANGEROUS. POOL HUSTLER. GO AHEAD-MAKE MY DAY-Let's Play-Guaranteed Fun.
Adam Walker
$125.00
820 * SERVOLD'S Pool Room. Professional & Amatuer Hustlers Welcome. Keep your butt and butts off the table! Cold Beer Always. Snacks Sometimes$79.00
3130 * The Taylors' Ancient order of good times & merriment society$99.00

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Model NumberDescriptionGate's PriceAdd To Cart
142The SCOREKEEPER$33.00
182The life of the Pool Hustler is Hell... but somebody's got to do it.$29.00
226FREE BEER (TOMORROW)$29.00
229 *MARTIN'S NEIGHBORHOOD PUB$158.00
298Winning Improves your sex life
and the taste of beer.
$29.00
358Pool is not a matter of life or death.
It is much more important than that.
$29.00
296DRINK UP! It makes
other people more interesting.
$29.00
360Pool is a game in which you have 2 opponents; The other player and the table. Please accord both their due respect and consideration.$29.00
359POOL Sport$90.00
361If they don't have a pool table in heaven... then I'm not goin'.$29.00
362Advice available here ... 50 cents$29.00
363POOL ENJOY SPORT$190.00
364 *SAVANNAH JOES Billiard Parlor. Beer Sticks Poker in back room No Fighting$190.00
366RACK 'EM$90.00
489If you're not the lead dog, the view never changes.$29.00
365Remember, It's a game
of BRAINS, not BRAWN.
$29.00
757 *HIGHLY SKILLED and DANGEROUS. POOL HUSTLER. GO AHEAD-MAKE MY DAY-Let's Play-Guaranteed Fun.
Adam Walker
$125.00
770Rule of the House. Keep your
butt and butts off the table.
$29.00
801I once gave up pool, It was the
most terrifying weekend of my life.
$29.00

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Model NumberDescriptionGate's PriceAdd To Cart
802Time spent playing pool is not deducted from one's lifespan.$29.00
804I've spent most of my life playing pool. The rest of it I've just wasted.$29.00
806Show me a good loser and I'll show you a man playing pool with his boss.$29.00
803My wife told me she was going to leave me if I didn't give up pool.
Damn, am I going to miss that girl.
$29.00
807When we're at YOUR house,
we'll play by YOUR rules.
$29.00
813A wife and a steady job have ruined many a good pool player.$29.00
808We play house rules and I rule the house when my wife's not around.$29.00
833Don't talk about yourself. Well do that after you leave.$29.00
820 * SERVOLD'S Pool Room. Professional & Amatuer Hustlers Welcome. Keep your butt and butts off the table! Cold Beer Always. Snacks Sometimes$79.00
2012Old Pool Players Never Die, they Just SCRATCH a lot.$29.00
956My wife told me she was going to leave me if I didn't give up darts. Damn, am I going to miss that girl.$29.00
958Playing darts is not a matter of life or death. It is much more important than that.$29.00
1909If You're Smoking in Here you'd better be on Fire!$29.00
1231Everyone who enters this place makes us happy, some when they arrive; some when they leave.$29.00
1651IF YOU ARE GROUCHY, IRRITABLE, OR JUST PLAIN MEAN,
THERE WILL BE A $10 CHARGE FOR PUTTING UP WITH YOU.
$29.00
2069I got a new pool table for my wife.
Best trade I ever made.
$29.00
2094We don't serve women here.
YOu have to bring your own.
$29.00
2319Pool is a game of luck. The more
you play, the luckier you get.
$29.00
2320Pool constantly tests your skill
against your opponents luck.
$29.00
2321Pool and Sex. Two things you don't have to be good at to enjoy. $29.00

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Model NumberDescriptionGate's PriceAdd To Cart
2324Absolutely no masse' shots allowed.$29.00
2325POOL The most fun you can have with your pants on.$29.00
2326HEY! - One foot on the floor!$29.00
2322MISSING: HUSBAND, POOL CUE, AND CAR. REWARD FOR CAR.$29.00
2323We dont play
slop in this joint.
$29.00
2328You're not old until you'd rather play darts than have sex... Bullseye!$29.00
2329Do yourself a favor... CALL YOUR SHOTS$29.00
2330BILLIARDS$90.00
2331EIGHT- BALL$90.00
2332NINE-BALL$90.00
2333Just give me a BEER
and nobody gets hurt.
$29.00
2335If they don't serve beer in heaven then I'm not going.$29.00
2336DAMN GOOD BEER SERVED HERE.$29.00
2341got beer?$29.00
2372WINNING ISN'T EVERYTHING but losing really sucks.$29.00
2375BE NICE OR GET OUT!$29.00
2377STICK AROUND-THE NEXT ROUND IS ON YOU.$29.00
2457I only play pool on days that end in Y.$29.00
2536NO BALL PLAYING ALLOWED$29.00
2718This is a classy joint. Act respectable.$29.00
2774-DANGER-Beware of occasional foul words and flying debris in this seating area.$29.00
2829Where are we going and why am I in this HANDBASKET?$29.00

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Click Model Number To See a Picture of any Sign
Model NumberDescriptionGate's PriceAdd To Cart
2795 *O'DONNELL'S SPORTS PUB Good Spirits - Cold rinks$130.00
2895 *BIG JIM'S DART PARLOR. Good Food. Good Drinks. Professional and Amatuers$158.00
2893SHUT UP and BREAK!$90.00
2892Shhhhhh... Important game in progress.$29.00
2964I got a new dartboard for my wife. Best trade I ever made!$29.00
3018FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO LIKE THIS SORT OF PLACE THIS IS THE SORT OF PLACE YOU LIKE$33.00
3028USED BEER DEPARTMENT$29.00
3068Caution !!!! I can go from zero to horny in 2.5 beers.$29.00
3130 * The Taylors' Ancient order of good times & merriment society$49.00
3245I got a new pool table for my husband. Best trade I ever made.$29.00
242LTONIGHT'S SPORTSFARE. Those attenting are asked not to cuss, brawl or throw chairs. All disagreements must be settled outside.$190.00
3163Yes, I'll give up beer when they pry the can out of my cold dead hand.$29.00
2503AWe don't mind you smoking at all - OUTSIDE$29.00
2503BENJOY FEEL FREE TO SMOKE$29.00
4027BEER$90.00
3295 *WILLIAM'S BILLIARD PARLOR. Good Food. Good Drinks. Professional and Amatuers$158.00
4028SPIRITS$90.00

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